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I was kinda surprised to see the trailer of “Vampire Sucks”. That was the first time i heard about it. i have seen other very silly parodies like the Scary movie (all four of them), Epic movie, Superhero movie and Meet the Spartans. i suppose the were all super ridiculously funny and down right vulgar type. i suppose i did laugh alot but they were all so silly.
Now it seems we have another one. ‘ “Vampire Sucks” From The Guy who couldn’t sit through another vampire movie’. It seems like a parody of Twilight series and the heroin is a teenage girl Becca. It includes a prom, team Edwards, team Jacob, a chiwawa, some dancing and alot of wacky vampires and of course the black eyed peas.

The trailer seems good enough. Now look down below

I am pretty much waiting for this one.

Extremely funny i laughed from the start to the end. Flint Lockwood was kinda cute when he was young and his spray on shoes never came off. And that TV was running around till the very end.

Okay guys there are gonna be some major spoilers here so BEWARE.

I found his father Tim very funny too, i mean we only see his eyes once. The way the monkey continuously tried to rip his mustache off and the way he knew nothing about the computer, especially when he wiped the mouse across the desktop. And of course how he just looks on as weird things happens around him. I totally loved that.

and what Swallow Falls, a town located on an island under the “A” in Atlantic and the disgusting sardines problem they had. And Swallow Falls president wants to be a big mayor. He used up all the money of the town without consulting anyone on a silly project and he was saying that on TV. I really wish our leaders were like that atleast they will tell us what they are doing.

What about Sam Sparks, a beautiful weather reporter who was actually a nerdy genius. She met Flint after she manage to hit him directly in his eyes with her feet that funny. The jelly incident was funny.

I also loved all the expressions they made.                      

The funny part i cannot stop from mentioning is when the crowd hit the shops. We see there a man breaking in and stealing a TV. Soon afterward we see Flint walking TV breaking in and stealing a man from there. I laughed for awhile.

For those guys who hasn’t seen Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs i strongly suggest you guys do. it sure is fun!

I started reading Twilight series before the release of Breaking Dawn. I liked the romance and most of all the Twilight vampires. These immortal were amazing, they were beautiful, sexy, lightening fast, invincible and had only one weakness (they were easily distracted). I loved Stephenie Mayer vampire world (main reason why i loved this series).

I of course watched the Twilight and i did not like it much. I mean Kristian Stewart did not seems like a soft innocent and vulnerable Bella Swan to me. Nor were any vampires beautiful (i suppose nothing could be done about that). And for the life of me i couldn’t understand why three vampires (James, Laurent and Victoria) seems to feed on one human together. Anyway the movie got as much approval from me as much Harry Potter movies which is not much of an approval.

New Moon the second Twilight movie, well i did not watch that one yet cause. Well i watched some part of the movie not the whole movie. And i was not impressed.

Finally my sister took me with her to watch Eclipse (the third movie of Twilight series) on the big screen. Hm apart from the annoying fan girls (my sister says she will have to watch the movie again without them) the movie was okay. Sure Robert Pattinson look ugly in this movie, nothing of Edward Cullen beauty was there. Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black looked okay but tiny (he should be huge according to the book). The wolves hmm they looked good i suppose, i mean they were huge and looked like wolves so they got my thumbs up for that. The action though it was not present in the book was pretty cool too. I mean when the Cullens and the wolves chased Victoria, and the final fight (sure it was slightly weird). The acting was horrible in my opinion. No real emotions were visible except maybe in romantic set up. Jacob act was horrible and so was Edwards (but that is normal twilight movie style).

The story was mostly correct with added bonus of Bella Swan being more useless than in the book (she had some brain in the book, she was the one to figure out the plot). The movie over rating from me is slightly below average but i am bit bias since i really like the novels. I won’t suggest any one to watch the movie but you might want to watch it still. On the final point there is nothing special about the movie, i considered my time and money wasted except maybe advantage of writing about it.

Third movie of twilight series has been released. War between vampires and werewolves is drawing to a close. And the time for Bella impending death is also very near. And Victoria is on a prole for Bella’s blood and this time she has a vampire army.
Whats gonna happen, well you need to see the movie to find out.
The movie will be released on 30th June 2010. You can see the movie on
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